SOLD OUT: SF Cuddles – HeartLab Becomes Sudden Hug Hotspot on Dec 28th 2025
🚨BREAKING: Cuddle Party Extends Snuggle Time Because Apparently 3 Hours Wasn’t Enough Hugs for Grown Adults! 🚨 Starting April 2025,…
Day: December 27, 2025
This is what the peak of comedy looks like
How did he pass medical exams? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
ISACA NTX Meeting (Virtual) January 9th: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Audit It
🚨 Attention: Bored Accounting Souls! 🚨 Tired of spreadsheets? Come watch grown adults passionately argue about System Implementation Controls! đź“……
Warren Buffett Hangs Up His Hat and Berkshire Hathaway’s Stock Price Immediately Starts Doing the Macarena
Warren Buffett’s Last Laugh: The Great American Grift Comes to an End as the Oracle of Omaha Finally Hangs Up…
The NYPD Finally Found Its Perfect Leader: A Mayor Who Thinks He Can Fix Everything With a Powerpoint Presentation
NYC Crime Plummets Under Trump-Era Policing While Mamdani Prepares to Import Venezuela-Style Chaos In a stunning rebuke to liberal governance,…
Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…
Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas
   NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.…
Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums
Just when you thought your weekend couldn’t get any more wild, Crankdat decided to drop some bass in Jacksonville! 🎵🔥…
How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior
🚨 BREAKING: Desperate TFD Employees Host FREE Monarch Workshop Because They Need Validation (and Referral Commissions) 🚨 đź“… **Date:** December…
TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping
🚨 BREAKING: Teaching Assistants to Learn How to Not Scream at Traumatized Kids! 🧠💥 đź“… Jan 19, 2026 | ⏰…