Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up
CALEXICO, CA — Venezuelan drug mule-turned-drug lord Gilberto Juarez turned himself in to U.S. federal law enforcement on Thursday…
Day: December 4, 2025
Splean («Сплин») in San Francisco, CA (12/02/2025)
Song «Мое сердце»/(My heart) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)
Alright, listen up, ya filthy casuals! Helldivers 2, the only game that matters (according to me, and I’m always right),…
Birmingham Airport Will NOT Become Ozzy Osbourne International Airport: Airport Boss Shuts Down Brummie’s Dreams (Again)
So, the bigwigs at Birmingham Airport, bless their cotton socks, have officially stamped on our dreams of landing at “Ozzy…
Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)
🤣 Gods, Death & Reapers, or as I like to call it, “Yet Another Game That’ll Probably Be Abandoned in…
Jan 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year
WOODBRIDGE, VA — Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded…
Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
The post Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To appeared first on…
Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim…
Nickelodeon’s Sliming Its Way Into Fortnite, Bringing Back That One Guy You Forgot Existed
Oh, great, ANOTHER collab! 🙄 Fortnite, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is apparently dragging Nickelodeon’s *Danny Phantom* into…
FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Watched Too Much ‘Home Alone’ and Built a Bomb, Like, Two Years Ago
Folks, another deep state operative has been dragged out of the shadows! They want you to believe this pipe bomber…