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🚨 BREAKING: Event Moved Because Apparently January 15 Was Too Popular 🚨 Drew Nieporent, aka “the guy who made eating…
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🎵 When Black Metal Meets Retirement Plans: MAYHEM’s Quest to Outlive Their Fans (and Possibly Themselves) 🧓♂️⚰️ In a shocking…
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2026: The Year Hollywood Decided to Throw a $2 Billion Birthday Party for Itself (And Accidentally Invited Us) Ah yes,…
Disney announced it will license over 200 Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars characters for use on OpenAI’s Sora…
NYE Santa Monica Block Party – Beach House Festival 🎉 turns 3rd Street Promenade into a chaotic circus of questionable…
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2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…
