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Day: December 12, 2025

SENTIRES – Cuando el duelo finge ser fiesta y todos aplauden tu drama navideño
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SENTIRES – Cuando el duelo finge ser fiesta y todos aplauden tu drama navideño

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

✨ ¡Navidad triste, pero con buena vibra (y Zoom)! ✨ El 23 de diciembre a las 20:00 (hora España), Silvia…

New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
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New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…

MAX CAVALERA: ‘I Love The Fact That I Introduced Brazilian Culture To Americans And Europeans’ Through My Music… And Now They Think I’m A Samba Ambassador
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MAX CAVALERA: ‘I Love The Fact That I Introduced Brazilian Culture To Americans And Europeans’ Through My Music… And Now They Think I’m A Samba Ambassador

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Max Cavalera Claims To Be The Only Good Thing To Come Out Of Brazil (Besides Caipirinhas And Soccer…

TNC vs DC: Wale Hosts a Battle Royale for the First 500 Survivors
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TNC vs DC: Wale Hosts a Battle Royale for the First 500 Survivors

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

When an event is dead and buried, Eventbrite still throws a party… for bots. 😂 The Next Chapter vs. DC…

New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift
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New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       BURBANK, CA—Drawing back the curtain on the reclusive and mysterious life of the multiplatinum recording artist, Disney+ premiered a…

Babylon Bee

12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than ‘Monopoly’

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don’t let that happen to you.   Countless families…

Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid
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Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid

Big ElephantDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Timothée Chalamet is feeding speculation that he could be the anonymous British rapper EsDeeKid. Various rumors surround the identity of…

Commander Quits After Being Out-Boat-Striked by Hegseth in Caribbean Power Struggle
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Commander Quits After Being Out-Boat-Striked by Hegseth in Caribbean Power Struggle

Big ElephantDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Adm. Alvin Holsey, the commander of US Southern Command who reportedly clashed with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the legality…

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
The Onion

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       The post Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Babylon Bee

Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His Cookies

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    U.S. — As Christmas Eve approaches, decorations adorn the tree, and bands of carolers prepare to roam the streets,…

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