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Day: December 10, 2025

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How to Prove You Served Without Actually Marching in the Parade

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Scientists Discover Veterans Have Feelings Too! 🍁 Join Dr. Alyson Mahar on November 18th at 12pm EST via…

2nd Annual “RVA LIVE” Who’s Who Holiday Affair: The Return of the Fancy Pants Fiesta
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2nd Annual “RVA LIVE” Who’s Who Holiday Affair: The Return of the Fancy Pants Fiesta

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, PEONS! 🚨 The annual migration of Richmond’s “finest” in tuxedos and heels to Main Street Station begins! 📅…

FLIRT FRIDAYS: Because Swiping Right on Your Cousin Is a Family Tradition
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FLIRT FRIDAYS: Because Swiping Right on Your Cousin Is a Family Tradition

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 FREE LEMON DROPS FOR LADIES! 🚨 Every Friday night at Seven Midtown, Atlanta’s newest “luxury” hotspot where the cocktails…

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Using Lived Experience to Improve Services – What is Co-Production?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

Ever felt your Netflix-bingeing expertise could revolutionize healthcare? 🤔 This course finally gives your couch-potato insights the platform they deserve!…

DC Regional Relief Society Conference: Where the Real Miracle Was the Snacks We Brought
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DC Regional Relief Society Conference: Where the Real Miracle Was the Snacks We Brought

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨SISTERS, ASSEMBLE!🚨 At the Bethesda North Marriott Conference Center (5701 Marinelli Rd, Rockville) on January 10, 2026, we will gather…

Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
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Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…

Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare
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Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 LAST CHANCE TO PRE-DRINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER! 🍻 Your wristband awaits at Murphy’s Bleachers (aka Wrigleyville’s most overpriced gift…

Teaching the Teachers: SCIE’s Safeguarding Squad Shares Their Secrets
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Teaching the Teachers: SCIE’s Safeguarding Squad Shares Their Secrets

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

The SCIE team is hosting an *online* “Safeguarding Policy & Practice” session on December 17, 2025, from 12:00-12:45. 🤖💻 They…

Uncle Sam Is Desperate to Fund Your Business (Here’s How to Cash In)
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Uncle Sam Is Desperate to Fund Your Business (Here’s How to Cash In)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🎪 Don’t miss Canada’s government “treasure hunt” for entrepreneurs! 🏰💰 On Dec 11, 2025 at 11 am ET, we’ll teach…

Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys
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Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Susan Brooks Finally Cracks the Code on Why Your Kid Can’t Find Their Homework 🚨 📅 Feb 28,…

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