8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level
It’s Christmas time again, and if you’re a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral…
Day: December 2, 2025
Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…
GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
Judge Resigns After Wearing Elvis Wig In Court
A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined…
TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn’t Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin
SPRINGFIELD, VA — As the Department of Homeland Security sought to tighten security across the board for travelers around…
MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album
Get ready, posers, because the corpse-painted clowns 🤡 in MAYHEM are back with their SEVENTH studio album, “Liturgy Of Death”,…
Sabrina Carpenter Throws Shade at White House for Being Tone-Deaf and Using Her Bop in Cringe Political Ad
Another day, another snowflake meltdown! The White House, in its infinite wisdom, used some bubblegum pop song in a video…
‘Ukraine vs Russia: A Totally Fair Fight (Spoiler: It’s Not)’
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls over Russia supposedly erasing Ukrainian culture. You know, because sending billions in…
ICE to Round Up Minnesota’s “Finest” Somalis, Feds Say, LOL
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News media to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation! ICE is…
Child Treats Mom To Deep-Tissue Back Massage At 4 A.M.
BLOOMINGTON, IN — Local mother Sheila Dunn was reportedly treated to a spontaneous deep-tissue back massage when her five-year-old…