🚨 “CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS” 🚨
Because apparently, Atlanta needed another place to pretend it’s still 2012.
📅 Every Friday, 10PM–3AM at Café Circa (where the Wi-Fi is weak but the FOMO is strong).
📍 Location: 123 Pretend We’re Cool Lane, Atlanta (look for the neon sign and 47 Ubers idling).
🔥 Highlights:
• DJs spinning “nonstop Atlanta hits” (yes, even that one you hate)
• Heated rooftop = $18 for a drink + shivering in denial
• Hookah because nothing says “I peaked in 2016” like fruit-flavored smoke
Pro tip: Bring your ID, a group chat named “WE OUT HERE FRIDAY,” and the will to live. 🍻✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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