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Day: December 1, 2025

Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10
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Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Oh, look, another cash grab! 💰 Bleach: Rebirth of Souls, the game nobody asked for, is gracing us with a…

Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
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Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…

Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague

FinnDecember 1, 2025

       The post Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague appeared first on…

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Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to…

Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer
The Onion

Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer

FinnDecember 1, 2025

       The post Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer appeared first on The Onion.    The post Man Proudly…

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Democrats’ Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both…

Babylon Bee

Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has gone on the record to condemn Trump for suggesting she be deported…

Heaven Can’t Wait
The Onion

Heaven Can’t Wait

FinnDecember 1, 2025

       The post Heaven Can’t Wait appeared first on The Onion.    The post Heaven Can’t Wait appeared first on The…

Babylon Bee

Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    ST. PAUL, MN — Desperate to clear his good name, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered to give several journalists…

Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court
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Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court

Big ElephantDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Folks, can you believe this deep-state garbage? A federal appeals court, probably filled with card-carrying members of the radical left,…

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