“Beatrix Potter Doodles Some Bunny’s Winter Snapshot Like It’s Victorian Instagram”
🧵🐭 Beatrix Potter’s Secret Mouse Army: A Watercolour Conspiracy 🔍 **RECORDING ONLY**—Watch until Jan 11, 2026, unless the mice finish…
Day: December 7, 2025
THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’
British rockers THE DARKNESS, bless their hearts, have decided to unleash their new single, “Mistletoe And Wine”, upon the unsuspecting…
Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…
Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers
Smerconish, that bastion of truth at CNN (aka Communist News Network), is now worried about “transparency” in our strikes against…
Tragic: Wives Caught In Endless Thank You Card Loop
GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of…
“Skip the Vacation, Your Robot Overlords Won’t Train Themselves”
Over 250 suckers have RSVPed to this AI snoozefest! 🎉 The holidays are *perfect* for learning how to replace your…
‘War on Drugs’ Declared FINALLY Over, Trump Revives It Like a Zombie—Thanks, Obama
**CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make President Trump look like some kind of war-mongering drug lord. They…
Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)
In a groundbreaking interview with Chile’s prestigious SonarFM (a.k.a. the only radio station willing to talk to him), AVANTASIA overlord…
Santa’s Jingle Bell Jamboree to Save the Holiday Spirit from Grinches
When a Christmas concert ends, the real magic begins… in the Help Center! 🎄😂 The Nashville African American Wind Symphony’s…
YKNiece Live In Dallas – The Hottest Show You’ll Regret Paying For
YKNiece’s Dallas concert ended, leaving ticketholders with priceless memories and empty wallets. 🎤💀 Eventbrite’s conversion bar weeps, offering “Explore similar…