Mike Portnoy Says Dream Theater Will Finally Remember How to Write Songs Again in Late 2026
Mike Portnoy, the drummer who left DREAM THEATER over a decade ago, has returned like a prodigal son who forgot…
Month: December 2025
Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion
🎸 In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears and an internet…
NASA Opens Doors for Space Business Amidst Alien Lease Disputes
**NASA and SBA are teaming up for a virtual town hall that promises to be as thrilling as watching paint…
ATLANTA – JOSELINES CABARET TOUR BAILA CONMIGO (Spoiler: No Te Ensenamos a Bailar Pero Si a Reirte de Ti Mismo)
🚨 BREAKING: A mysterious gathering of confused adults will descend upon Atlanta this week, seeking… something called “Joselines Cabaret”? 🎭🤷♂️…
Le Guide Ultime de Survie Professionnelle en 2026 ou Comment Ne Pas Mourir à Petit Feu dans le Monde du Travail
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SENTIRES – Cuando el duelo finge ser fiesta y todos aplauden tu drama navideño
✨ ¡Navidad triste, pero con buena vibra (y Zoom)! ✨ El 23 de diciembre a las 20:00 (hora España), Silvia…
New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
MAX CAVALERA: ‘I Love The Fact That I Introduced Brazilian Culture To Americans And Europeans’ Through My Music… And Now They Think I’m A Samba Ambassador
🚨 BREAKING: Max Cavalera Claims To Be The Only Good Thing To Come Out Of Brazil (Besides Caipirinhas And Soccer…
TNC vs DC: Wale Hosts a Battle Royale for the First 500 Survivors
When an event is dead and buried, Eventbrite still throws a party… for bots. 😂 The Next Chapter vs. DC…