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Month: December 2025

AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
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AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…

Cold As ICE
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Cold As ICE

FinnDecember 1, 2025

       The post Cold As ICE appeared first on The Onion.    The post Cold As ICE appeared first on The…

“El Tonto Por Cristo”: A Film So Bad, It’s Playing in Phoenix
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“El Tonto Por Cristo”: A Film So Bad, It’s Playing in Phoenix

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

OMG! El Tonto Por Cristo, a “Tarkovsky by way of Texas,” is touring North America! 🤣 One night only! Prepare…

“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
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“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…

Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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Admit What, Now?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…

Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
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Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…

Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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