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Month: December 2025

Ladies Only Rodeo in Little Rock AR Where the Cows Are Sassy and the Saddles Are Full of Sass
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Ladies Only Rodeo in Little Rock AR Where the Cows Are Sassy and the Saddles Are Full of Sass

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Queens, the cowboys are coming! 😏 On Feb 22, 2026, the Trail Ride Kings (yes, the same ones from BET)…

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L’écriture et la lecture sauveraient les ados de la déprime mais surtout de TikTok

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🤪 La moitié des jeunes sont dépressifs, l’autre moitié feignent sur TikTok—heureusement, Guillaume Wavelet et Elsa Pellegri débarquent en sauveurs…

Cooking the Future? More Like Microwaving Your Wallet
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Cooking the Future? More Like Microwaving Your Wallet

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

✨ 🔥 Carte Blanche #41 — Cuisiner le futur : quand le réchauffement climatique devient notre nouveau chef étoilé !…

KI in der Unternehmenskommunikation: So verstehen wir endlich, was die Zielgruppen wirklich denken – oder auch nicht
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KI in der Unternehmenskommunikation: So verstehen wir endlich, was die Zielgruppen wirklich denken – oder auch nicht

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 Breaking: KI rettet Marketing-Manager vor Langeweile und Excel-Hölle! 🚨 Am 19.11.2025 um 11:00 Uhr (Online-Event, also im Pyjama erlaubt)…

RDH Virtual CE Event Today Because Nothing Screams Excitement Like Watching Dentists Talk on Zoom
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RDH Virtual CE Event Today Because Nothing Screams Excitement Like Watching Dentists Talk on Zoom

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Get ready to giggle while you learn! On December 12, 2025, Amanda Hill will teach you how to stop germs…

Vortrag: Greisenpower meets Gott – warum Omas und Opas jetzt spirituell durchstarten
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Vortrag: Greisenpower meets Gott – warum Omas und Opas jetzt spirituell durchstarten

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Vortrag: Verletzliches Alter – Spiritualität im Rentner-Wahnsinn 🧓🙏 Am 10.02.2026 von 18:00–19:30 Uhr online 🌐. Dr. Maria Kotulek, Fachfrau für…

Agile Schätzmethoden – jetzt auch mit Wahrsagerei-Add-on, Live-Event am 17. Dez.
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Agile Schätzmethoden – jetzt auch mit Wahrsagerei-Add-on, Live-Event am 17. Dez.

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 WICHTIG: In 60 Minuten startet der Workshop – eure Kamera bitte aus, sonst seht ihr am Montag im Büro…

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH REVEL SATURDAYS
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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH REVEL SATURDAYS

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Attention, party people! Revel Saturdays is the place to be every week for the #1 Saturday night party in Atlanta!…

The Greatest Show on Earth: Revel Saturdays – Because Regular Christianity Was Just Too Mainstream
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The Greatest Show on Earth: Revel Saturdays – Because Regular Christianity Was Just Too Mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, ATLANTA! 🚨 The “Greatest Show on Earth” is actually a sweaty basement with LED lights! 🎇 Revel Saturdays…

[Webinaire] Déployer des machines virtuelles dans Azure
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[Webinaire] Déployer des machines virtuelles dans Azure

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Cloud ? Azure ? Vous êtes perdus ? Venez jouer les apprentis sorciers ! 90 minutes pour tout casser… enfin,…

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