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Month: December 2025

Babylon Bee

California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    PACIFIC PALISADES, CA — Bucking years of tradition, a family new to the California area had failed to build…

Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot
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Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Street Fighter Movie Just Dropped a Trailer and the Internet Has Already Lost 1000 Lives 🚨 🎮💥…

John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (PC) Preview—When Your Graphics Card Cries for Help
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John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (PC) Preview—When Your Graphics Card Cries for Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Imagine a world where the only thing standing between you and total existential dread is a chainsaw, a chainsaw-wielding mutant,…

Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…

BRIAN WHEAT, TOMMY SKEOCH And CHRIS HOLMES Reveal How Their Midlife Crisis Turned Into a ‘Rocking’ New Collaborative Project Called TERMINAL
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BRIAN WHEAT, TOMMY SKEOCH And CHRIS HOLMES Reveal How Their Midlife Crisis Turned Into a ‘Rocking’ New Collaborative Project Called TERMINAL

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Rock Band Supergroup Formed! 🎸 All Your Faves Are Collabing on a New Project Called TERMINAL! 💥 In…

‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)
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‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Supergirl Movie Announced, Internet Immediately Splits Into Two Camps — People Who Care and People Who Are Obviously…

This Your Best One Yet, Report Nation’s Sycophants
The Onion

This Your Best One Yet, Report Nation’s Sycophants

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       WASHINGTON—As they nodded their heads in approval and echoed the sentiment that “you really knocked it out of the…

Atelier 17: Comment transformer un permis de travail en passeport vers une vie de canapé québécois
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Atelier 17: Comment transformer un permis de travail en passeport vers une vie de canapé québécois

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Atelier 17: Permis de travail, résidence permanente et accès à la résidence Vous êtes travailleur temporaire, étudiant international ou titulaire…

The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays
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The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨ATTENTION, ATLANTA!🚨 Revel Saturdays isn’t just a party—it’s a spiritual experience. ✨ Every week at THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH…

Snack It: Pimp Your Meeting with More Calories Than Your Career Worth
Events

Snack It: Pimp Your Meeting with More Calories Than Your Career Worth

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 WICHTIG: Endlich mal ein Online-Event, der nicht nur „Synergie“ und „Game-Changer“ verspricht, sondern tatsächlich nützlich ist! 🙌 Am 27.03.2025…

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