Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For
Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to…
Month: December 2025
Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer
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Democrats’ Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic
U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both…
Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has gone on the record to condemn Trump for suggesting she be deported…
Heaven Can’t Wait
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Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal
ST. PAUL, MN — Desperate to clear his good name, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered to give several journalists…
Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court
Folks, can you believe this deep-state garbage? A federal appeals court, probably filled with card-carrying members of the radical left,…
Sen. Angus King RACES to Save Obamacare (Again?!) | CNN
Desperate Dems scramble to save failing Obamacare! Senator Angus King, a puppet of the radical left, is on a “sprint”…
The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…
James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…