Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY’VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE
REDMOND, WA — Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful…
Day: February 4, 2026
British police are something different 😂😂😂
This is obviously staged but extremely well done (apart from the hammy acting kicking the wheelie bin..🥴😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Sighing in frustration as she turned another page devoid of sexual content, Lord Of The Rings reader Adrienne Heeren told…
‘UNO: Even More Brutal Edition’ Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges
U.S. — Mattel has announced the release of “Uno: Even More Brutal Edition” which will include cards that SWAT…
IN FLAMES Wakes Up From Decade-Long Nap, Decides to Make Album 15 Because Why Not
IN FLAMES Starts Recording 15th Album Because Why Stop at 14? Swedish/American metallers IN FLAMES have entered a Los Angeles…
5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!
SHUTDOWN ENDS, BUT DEMS STILL WHINING ABOUT ICE! President Trump just signed the big spending bill to end the three-day…
U-Haul Unveils Live-In Trucks To Sleep In While You Sort Some Shit Out
PHOENIX—In an effort to attract clientele who need to rent vehicles for their belongings without having a final destination…
Anya Taylor-Joy is Back, and This Time She’s Lucky… or Maybe You Are?
Apple TV Just Dropped “Lucky,” and Anya Taylor-Joy Is Here to Steal Your Wallet and Your Heart Apple TV is…
Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…
Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says
Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…