Look Who’s Giving Up! Gallup Finally Throws in the Towel on Trump Approval Polls!
Oh, the irony! Gallup, that once mighty polling giant, is suddenly too scared to ask Americans how they feel about President Trump. That’s right, folks—after nearly a century of tracking presidential approval, they’ve decided to tuck tail and run. Coincidence? We think not!
Since the days of FDR, Gallup has been asking Americans the same question: “Do you approve or disapprove of the way (name) is handling his job as president?” But now, just as Trump is making America great again in his second term, Gallup suddenly claims it’s shifting focus to “issues and conditions that shape people’s lives.” Translation: They can’t handle the truth!
Let’s call it what it is—a complete surrender to reality. Gallup’s final poll in December 2025 showed Trump at 36% approval and 59% disapproval. But wait—CNN’s own Poll of Polls, which tracks 134 other polls, says Trump’s approval is at 39%. See the pattern? The numbers are getting better, and Gallup can’t stand it!
Could it be that Gallup realized their polls were consistently wrong about Trump? Could it be that they finally admitted their methodology was flawed? Or could it be that they’re just another arm of the liberal media, terrified of reporting the truth about Trump’s growing popularity?
We’ve seen this before. Major polling partnerships like CNN/Gallup, CBS/NYT, and NBC/WSJ have all crumbled under the weight of their own bias. And now Gallup is joining the club, abandoning the very metric that has defined presidential approval for generations.
But don’t worry, patriots. While Gallup hides under its desk, other brave pollsters are stepping up to tell the real story. Trump’s approval is rising, America is winning, and the fake news can’t handle it.
So here’s the bottom line: Gallup quit because they couldn’t bear to report that Trump is winning. Period.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
