AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…
Month: February 2026
Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations – Because apparently, the world can’t handle another 12-inch slice of mediocrity.
Breaking: Pizza Hut’s Closing Down, But Don’t Worry, It’s Probably Just a Socialist Plot to Take Your Pizza! Pizza Hut,…
Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by…
What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair
Look, I get it. I’m a weakling. These scrawny arms and spindly legs have obviously never seen the inside…
Comment Transformer Votre Enfant en Bibliophile Sans Qu’il S’En Aperçoive (Astuce : Des Bonbons et de la Duperie)
Oh, la la! Les 20 premières mamans à arriver gagnent un livre jeunesse — vive la compétition amicale! 📚✨ Cet…
“North Las Vegas: Where the Party Stops and the Desert Starts”
✨ Get ready to scream like a fangirl and cry like a boyband member! 🎤 K-POP STARS LIVE SHOW is…
“Play Therapy: The Magic Wand That Fixes Kids Without Actually Doing Anything Useful”
“Par la conférencière, Elsa Brais-Dussault, Psychologue, conférencière et formatrice” Parce que rien ne dit “professionnel” comme apprendre aux adultes à…
“Dr Jessamy Hibberd Reveals Secret: How to Finally Stop Your Brain From Ruining Everything”
Stop overthinking! Or keep doing it – what do we care? 😅 Join us on **Zoom, Feb 4, 2026, 7pm…
“MBP Brad Hoylman-Sigal’s Grand Debut: Where Politics Meets Party and Boroughs Unite for a Bash”
**Buckle up, Manhattan!** It’s time to witness history—or at least a really long afternoon—as Brad Hoylman-Sigal gets sworn in as…