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Cuban Puppet Professor Warns Regime “Outmanned and Outgunned” by Trump’s Strength In a stunning admission that should surprise absolutely no…
Oh no, not again! Another Trump ally gets the boot from the Swamp, and this time it’s Ed Martin—apparently not…
Another Domestic Terrorist Bites the Dust, Thanks to Trump’s Border Heroes! Well, well, well! Look what we have here! Another…
LOS ANGELES, CA — A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night’s Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump’s…
WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tearful President Trump has reportedly issued a halt on all deportations and ordered the immediate…
U.S. — What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy…
Netflix Unleashes Animated Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 — Because Clearly We Needed More Upside Down Drama Well, well, well…
Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…
Alright, gather ’round, armchair architects and virtual dog-petting enthusiasts, because Seed Sparkle Labs is about to sell you a dream.…
