Serena Williams announced she will play doubles at the prestigious HSBC Championships as a wildcard, marking the 44-year-old superstar’s return to professional tennis after a four-year hiatus away from the sport. What do you think?
“How can her fans trust she won’t just retire again someday?”
Vincent Sayles, Pasta Crimper
“Hopefully this inspires Billie Jean King to get her lazy ass back on the court.”
Marilyn Bondy, Systems Analyst
“Good luck explaining that gap on her resume.”
Carl Fronicke, Symposium Scheduler
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Serena Williams announced she will play doubles at the prestigious HSBC Championships as a wildcard, marking the 44-year-old superstar’s return to professional tennis after a four-year hiatus away from the sport. What do you think?
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