Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An attorney in Washington state, Alexandra Lozano, promised “miracles” to tens…
Day: June 29, 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE meets Iran in Doha tomorrow
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again on high alert. In a shocking turn of events,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE claims WTI crude now 69 dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: WTI CRUDE has fallen to $69, a precipitous drop that…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says gas prices coming down fast
GAS PRICES COMING DOWN, FAST! REPORT ANY ABUSES AT RETAIL LEVEL!!! This was the latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE,…
What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE sees highest poll numbers ever on November 5th
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: THE FLORIDA MESSIAH is boasting the Highest Poll Numbers Ever,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of Great American State Fair success
In a transmission from the ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump has proclaimed that the Great American State Fair, allegedly held at…
Holy Cow South Korea Drops 576 Billion on AI Chips
Folks, it seems like South Korea is getting serious about the chip game, with President Lee Jae Myung announcing a…
Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments between the US and Iran, and it seems like…
Venezuela earthquake rescue efforts get super emotional
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating earthquakes in Venezuela, and I have to say,…