Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…
Day: June 29, 2026
The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…
PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE demands passage of SAVE AMERICA ACT now
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again plunged into a frenzy of patriotic fervor. In a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE scores big win at Supreme Court
The Supreme Court has handed down a BIG WIN for the COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK, confirming Presidential Power to remove…
Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on President Donald Trump, and folks, this one is a…
Only 11 Hours From The Beach
      With this practically coastal retreat, breathtaking ocean breezes and the soothing sound of waves are only a day-long car…
THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on recent social media post from December 2023
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts victory on November 3
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Oleksandra Oliynykova, the only professional women’s tennis player competing on tour who…