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Month: August 2026

Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
Breaking, Movie News

Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…

Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
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Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…

White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary
The Onion

White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary

FinnAugust 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Touting her overall cruelty and particular delight at making others feel miserably self-conscious, the White House on Monday tapped…

Taylor Swift Raves About Phoebe Bridgers New Release
Live, Music News

Taylor Swift Raves About Phoebe Bridgers New Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Today is Phoebe Bridgers’ 32nd birthday, and her pal Taylor Swift paid tribute to her and her new album Lost…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Deadpoint Screenings Push Viewers to the Edge This Fall
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Deadpoint Screenings Push Viewers to the Edge This Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Two special invite-only screenings of the upcoming Fall 2: Deadpoint will place audiences on elevated platforms for the duration of…

Yungblud Tours On After Dirt Bike Crash With Jack Daniels Help
Live, Music News

Yungblud Tours On After Dirt Bike Crash With Jack Daniels Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Yungblud busted up his leg in a dirt-bike accident at the recent Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota, but isn’t…

New ‘X-Men’ Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black
Babylon Bee

New ‘X-Men’ Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black

FinnAugust 17, 2026

    U.S. — Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose…

Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
Breaking, Music News

Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…

KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
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KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

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