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Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching ‘Love, Actually’

November 30, 2024

Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching 'Love, Actually'

NORFOLK, VA — Local man Jason Thompson pondered heavily this morning whether to burn his eyeballs with an old car cigarette lighter or to watch Love, Actually.

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