Oh look, another dramatic “kidnapping” story to distract from Biden’s dumpster fire presidency!
So apparently Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy, has gone missing, and some shadowy figure is demanding bitcoin ransom. How very convenient! CNN, of course, is milking this for all it’s worth, bringing in a retired FBI agent to speculate about how investigators might “navigate” this “abduction.”
Could it be that this is just another Deep State psyop to keep us from talking about Hunter Biden’s laptop or the border crisis? Or maybe it’s a ploy by the liberal media to make us forget that Donald Trump is back in the White House, making America great again?
Let’s be real—if this were a real kidnapping, the FBI would already have the perps in custody. But no, they’re dragging this out, probably to push some anti-bitcoin narrative or to justify more government surveillance. Typical leftist fear-mongering!
Stay vigilant, patriots. This smells like another hoax designed to manipulate public opinion. Don’t fall for it!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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