Jacksonville’s Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival
February 21st, 2026 @ The Glass Factory, 601 Myrtle Ave N, Jacksonville, FL
21+ only – No crying kids asking for candy here!
🍫 UNLIMITED CHOCOLATES – because one truffle is never enough 🍷 UNLIMITED WINE – because walking is overrated 🥃 UNLIMITED WHISKEY – because why choose? 🍹 BOOZY MILKSHAKES – because adulthood is a scam! 🍓 FONDUE BAR – dip everything, no judgment! 🍧 LUSHY SLUSHIES – brain freeze + buzz = perfection! 🧁 CUPCAKES & CAKES – diabetes who? 🧀 SAVORY OPTIONS – for the 2% who came for actual food! ⚠️ VIP TICKETS LIMITED – sellout faster than free samples at Costco!
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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