1
I DO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO LISTEN TO THIS
Chappell Roan
2
WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH
BTS
3
Pulling The Plug On My Brain-Dead Boyfriend
Sabrina Carpenter
4
Hats
BOB DYLAN
5
Towards A Syncretic Monotheism
Jelly Roll
6
Pivoting To A New Fictional Alien Race Called Grxänthyrnyn
Ariana Grande
7
Stream This Or I’ll Make
Another TV Show
THE WEEKEND
8
Thinkin’ ’Bout Changin’ My Last
Name To Smith
Tucker Wetmore
9
Music Song
Katseye
10
The Great Big Parade Through Polishtown (Remastered)
Shirley Temple
11
Theme For ‘Dr. Pimple Popper’
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross
12
Go Ahead And Use This One For Free, Cheez-Its
Dua Lipa
13
I Had That Dream Where My Penis Falls Off Again
Justin Bieber
14
Listening To This Will Not Make It 2011 Again
ROBYN
15
Piano Man 2
BILLY JOEL
16
I’m Alive And I Need Money For Surgery
Elvis Presley
17
When The Minions Show Their Butts (I Laugh And Laugh)
POST MALONE
18
Troy Likes Kira But Kira Likes Mark
GRACIE ABRAMS
19
Magic Ice Cream Truck
Ringo Starr
20
I Figured Out Where The
Band-Aids Should Go
NELLY
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