Top Songs May 2026

Top Songs May 2026

      

I DO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO LISTEN TO THIS

Chappell Roan

WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH

BTS

Pulling The Plug On My Brain-Dead Boyfriend

Sabrina Carpenter

Hats

BOB DYLAN

Towards A Syncretic Monotheism

Jelly Roll

Pivoting To A New Fictional Alien Race Called Grxänthyrnyn

Ariana Grande

Stream This Or I’ll Make

Another TV Show

THE WEEKEND

Thinkin’ ’Bout Changin’ My Last

Name To Smith

Tucker Wetmore

Music Song

Katseye

The Great Big Parade Through Polishtown (Remastered)

Shirley Temple

Theme For ‘Dr. Pimple Popper’

Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross

Go Ahead And Use This One For Free, Cheez-Its

Dua Lipa

I Had That Dream Where My Penis Falls Off Again

Justin Bieber

Listening To This Will Not Make It 2011 Again

ROBYN

Piano Man 2

BILLY JOEL

I’m Alive And I Need Money For Surgery

Elvis Presley

When The Minions Show Their Butts (I Laugh And Laugh)

POST MALONE

Troy Likes Kira But Kira Likes Mark

GRACIE ABRAMS

Magic Ice Cream Truck

Ringo Starr

I Figured Out Where The

Band-Aids Should Go

NELLY

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