Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
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David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud
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US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
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Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
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10 Out Of 10 Therapists Recommend Rolling Truck Window Down To Let Your Arm Get A Little Sun
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Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom
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