Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday
CHICAGO—Hoping to lock down childcare so they could get out of the house for a fun date night this…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Idiot Tries To Rob Bank In Gotham City, Where Batman Lives
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Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
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Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
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Report Reveals Biden Allowed Over 2,000,000 Flood Lifeforms Across Southern Border
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Rhino: Tom Hardy’s Whispering Sweet Nothings to a Horned Beast – Prepare for Eco-Thrills!
Oh, look, another “eco-thriller”! 🙄 Because we haven’t had enough of those, right? This one’s about rhinos, because apparently, pandas…
Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer
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