Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday…
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Top 10 Hottest Hunks According To Taylor Lorenz
Former Washington Post journalist Taylor Lorenz cemented herself as the world’s leading style icon when she called Luigi Mangione, who…
Stephen A. Smith Hasn’t Ruled Out Living Cushy Life As Millionaire TV Personality With No Responsibilities
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Insisting he was keeping all avenues open as he explored his future, ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith…
Terrified Luigi Mangione Files Restraining Order Against Taylor Lorenz
BROOKLYN, NY — After a recent interview aired on CNN in which Taylor Lorenz fawned over the accused murderer like…
Gretchen Whitmer Sneaks Into White House Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Days after she was unexpectedly caught meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office, Michigan Governor Gretchen…
Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Report: Wife Hasn’t Been Home In Few Days
Read MoreThe OnionMEDINA, OH—Speculating that the situation could be worth looking into at some point down the line, a report…
Donkey Entering Jerusalem Glad To Be Finally Getting Recognition He Deserves
JERUSALEM — As crowds waved palm branches and laid down their cloaks for him to walk on, a local donkey…
Life Hack: Get Real Starbucks Taste At Home By Dumping Hot Water Over Cigarette Ashes
Ever wished you could recreate that signature Starbucks coffee taste at home? You can! It’s easy, inexpensive, and best of…
7 Surprising Findings From Trump’s Physical
President Trump completed his annual physical at Walter Reed yesterday, earning a clean bill of health — but with a…