Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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The Babylon Bee Guide To Boomer Slang
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Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Babylon Bee Writers Devastated As AOC Announces She Will Never Date A Conservative
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Tim Kurkjian Quits ‘Baseball Tonight’ After Discovering MMA
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Nation Proposes Repealing 19th Amendment But Just For Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy
WASHINGTON, DC — Citizens of the United States have proposed repealing the right for women to vote, but only…
Toddler Puts Self Up For Adoption After Seeing Mom Scrolling Lindsay Clancy TikTok
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