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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize
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Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

BURLINGTON, VT — The future of one of America’s more well-known political figures was cast in doubt this week after…

The Onion

Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney
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Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

BURBANK, CA — After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives…

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
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Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue…

🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥
🎬 “We Care About You”: IMDb Banned Low Ratings, and Here’s Why!
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🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025March 24, 2025

A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be…

The Onion

Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted…

‘Snow White’ Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital
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‘Snow White’ Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital

Finn McFrameMarch 23, 2025

U.S. — In another blow for Disney, the live-action remake Snow White was beaten at the box office by a…

Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community
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Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community

Finn McFrameMarch 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid…

Google Maps Offering New ‘Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life’ Option
Babylon Bee

Google Maps Offering New ‘Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life’ Option

Finn McFrameMarch 22, 2025

U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to…

9 Things To Look For To Make Sure A Chinese Restaurant Is Legit
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9 Things To Look For To Make Sure A Chinese Restaurant Is Legit

Finn McFrameMarch 22, 2025

Nothing beats great Chinese food, but how can you tell if the restaurant you just walked into is legit? Here…

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