Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her
HELL — Feminist icon Gloria Steinem refused to allow Satan to hold the door open for her on the…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92
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Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab
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Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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