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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
The Onion

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       The post Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
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Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting…

Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being
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Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan…

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
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Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
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Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…

More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨 Apple TV has finally decided to bless us with a new sci-fi series…

Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
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Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…

Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 29, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…

Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist
Babylon Bee

Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist

FinnJuly 25, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of…

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