Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his term that ends in January, despite no prior political experience. What do you think?
“She’ll have some pretty big boots to lick.”
Cody Heaton, Brand Protector
“No way a political newcomer has the skills to hang around collecting a paycheck for the next few months.”
Evan Koch, Flyer Printer
“Wow, what are the odds?”
Lenore Catlett, Valve Replacer
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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