Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally
RAMAH — A large crowd of disgruntled people from multiple tribes marched publicly through the streets today, as mobs of…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays appeared first on The Onion. Finn…
Unclear If Crowd Of 50,000 Rowdy Illegals Is ICE Protest Or Dodgers Game
LOS ANGELES, CA — Unrest continued into the start of a new week today, with authorities saying it was unclear…
Menendez Brothers Receive Stars On Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In recognition of their outstanding contributions to the true crime genre, convicted killers Lyle and Erik Menendez…
Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insurrection
LOS ANGELES, CA — Democracy itself came under attack once again today, as a Democrat senator was arrested after assaulting…
Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant
🎭 Washed-up vampire, eyeliner enthusiast, and part-time Jesus cosplayer Jared Leto has finally found a way to get back into…
There’s No Such Thing As A Free Piggyback Ride
Read MoreThe OnionEvery entitled freeloader these days thinks they can get something for nothing. Complimentary this, state-sponsored that, just so…
Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him
LOS ANGELES, CA — In defense against the mounting criticism from across the country over his response to violent anti-ICE…
‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. 🙄 Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…
Devs Blame Gamers for Bugs in MindsEye: “You Just Forgot How to Play”
On June 11, the gaming world witnessed a miracle — or rather, a trainwreck — called MindsEye, the long-awaited action…