Walmart Introduces Mobility Crane To Lift Shoppers Into Their Mobility Scooters
BENTONVILLE, AR — Walmart has introduced handy new “Mobility Cranes” in order to lift heavier shoppers in and out of…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Male Friend Who Responded To Text Within 24 Hours Obviously Gay
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Here Is The Federal Employee Union’s List Of 10 Demands To The Trump Administration
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Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional
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Laid-Off IRS Agents Now Forced To Go Door To Door Robbing People Directly
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Trump Signs New Order That All Female Video Game Characters Must Be Hot Now
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Crenshaw Tries To Kill Tucker But Instead Runs Into A Pole (Because He Has No Depth Perception)
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