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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
📉 How a Love Gone Wrong Sabotaged Taylor Swift’s Billboard Glory! 💔
🚨 Billboard’s SHOCKING Betrayal: Why Taylor Swift Was Robbed of the Top Spot! 🤯
Music News

📉 How a Love Gone Wrong Sabotaged Taylor Swift’s Billboard Glory! 💔

Finn McFrameNovember 27, 2024November 27, 2024

It was a dark day for Taylor Swift’s army of loyal fans – known worldwide as Swifties – when Billboard…

🚨 Captain America: Brave New World Faces a Major Meltdown: Reshoots, Budget Blunders, and Unwanted Superheroes! 🤦‍♂️
💥 Marvel's $400 Million Gamble Turns Into a Flop? Captain America: Brave New World Reshoots Just Won't Fix This Mess! 💥
Movie News

🚨 Captain America: Brave New World Faces a Major Meltdown: Reshoots, Budget Blunders, and Unwanted Superheroes! 🤦‍♂️

Finn McFrameNovember 26, 2024

So, the latest Captain America flick is turning out to be something of a delightful disaster. Marvel Studios, the self-proclaimed gods of the superhero…

🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸
🚀 The Most Expensive Free Game in History: Star Citizen’s «Free» Access Costs $1 MILLION a DAY! 😱
Games News

🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸

Finn McFrameNovember 25, 2024November 25, 2024

In a stunning turn of events, Cloud Imperium Games has once again decided to let the entire universe of Star…

🥳 The Day Music Was Free: World Celebrates Adele’s Exit From the Stage!
Adele Says Goodbye to Music – And Millions Say Good Riddance!
Music News

🥳 The Day Music Was Free: World Celebrates Adele’s Exit From the Stage!

Finn McFrameNovember 24, 2024

In a dramatic announcement that sent shockwaves through Las Vegas casinos and lukewarm Spotify playlists everywhere, singer Adele declared she…

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑
J.K. Rowling: The TERF Who Conquered Capitalism (and HBO) 👑
Movie News

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑

Finn McFrameNovember 22, 2024November 22, 2024

Well, well, well! It seems like the goblins at HBO have finally done their math. Turns out, «canceling» J.K. Rowling…

🕹️ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !
👗 New Patch Ruins Stellar Blade? Skirts, Cameras, and Feminist Fury Collide!
Games News

🕹️ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !

Finn McFrameNovember 21, 2024November 25, 2024

Well, folks, it’s happened. The gaming industry has finally hit the point where your camera can be shamed for bad…

🔄 From Bras to Beards: Life of Agony’s Singer Gets Back in the Testosterone Lane! 🎸
⚡ Mina Caputo Hits «Reverse»: Gender Bender Goes Back to Keith! 💥
Music News

🔄 From Bras to Beards: Life of Agony’s Singer Gets Back in the Testosterone Lane! 🎸

Finn McFrameNovember 20, 2024November 20, 2024

The world of rock has seen some strange plot twists, but few compare to the gender flip-flopping saga of Life…

Lucas vs. Kennedy: The $200M Silent Treatment Behind Disney’s Biggest Bombshell 🎤😬
Disney’s $600M Galactic Flop: How Star Wars IX Went Full Lightsaber on Its Own Wallet 💸✨
Movie News

Lucas vs. Kennedy: The $200M Silent Treatment Behind Disney’s Biggest Bombshell 🎤😬

Finn McFrameNovember 19, 2024November 19, 2024

Hold onto your stormtrooper helmets, folks, because the financial fiasco behind Disney’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker makes the…

The Onion

RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

Finn McFrameNovember 18, 2024November 18, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F.…

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50
Babylon Bee

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50

Finn McFrameNovember 18, 2024November 18, 2024

DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

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