New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments
MERIDIAN, MI — A new streaming service designed for the more conservative and legalistic members of the Churches of Christ…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)
Hold onto your barstools, folks, because the big man, the legend, the *Norm* himself, George Wendt, has apparently kicked the…
Faithful Dog Refuses To Move From Spot Where He Killed Beloved Owner
Read MoreThe OnionMINNEAPOLIS—Moved by the animal’s unwavering devotion, sources confirmed Wednesday that local 4-year-old cocker spaniel Biscuit refused to move…
No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
WASHINGTON, D.C. — IN a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed…
Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
Relationship Experts Recommend Saying ‘I Love You’ Even If You Don’t Mean It
Read MoreThe OnionORLANDO, FL—Emphasizing that it’s just words, after all, a team of relationship experts issued a recommendation Thursday that…
10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will…
Kevin Spacey at Cannes: The Uncancelled King Returns With a Middle Finger in Each Hand
Cannes, May 20 — It finally happened. Kevin Spacey, the man Hollywood tried to erase harder than bad box office…
Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…
Features Of Meta’s New AI App
Read MoreThe OnionIn an effort to compete with the popularity of ChatGPT, Meta has launched its very own standalone AI…