A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
“Is my Ranch Snack Wrap coming or not?”
Krista Giffee, Syrup Stirrer
“It’s easy to mistake your colleague for a French fry after a long shift.”
Lyle Seeds, Cabinet Sander
“That’s why you should always check how hot your oil is before you throw it on someone.”
Gene Valenti, Jingle Singer
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A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
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