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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
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Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷‍♀️. I…

Babylon Bee

California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent

FinnJune 9, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state’s primaries, proudly…

Babylon Bee

Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’

FinnJune 9, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a…

Babylon Bee

Los Angeles Officials Warn It May Take Several Weeks To Tally Up Goals From World Cup Matches

FinnJune 9, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — With several World Cup matches scheduled to be played at SoFi Stadium, Los Angeles officials…

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
The Onion

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

FinnJune 9, 2026

       Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say…

Doctors Warn Air Fryers Not A Substitute For Human Companionship
The Onion

Doctors Warn Air Fryers Not A Substitute For Human Companionship

FinnJune 9, 2026

       BALTIMORE—Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that…

Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
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Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine 🌎💀! His latest masterpiece, The…

Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

Trump Angrily Demands Jalen Brunson Put On Suit
The Onion

Trump Angrily Demands Jalen Brunson Put On Suit

FinnJune 8, 2026

       NEW YORK—Growing increasingly indignant with each passing possession, President Donald Trump reportedly spent the first quarter of Monday’s Game…

Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe
The Onion

Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe

FinnJune 8, 2026

       The post Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe appeared first on The Onion.    The post Kylie…

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