Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democrat response to President Trump’s State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Backrooms Trailer: Kane Parsons and A24 Deliver the Ultimate Existential Crisis in a Sci-Fi Horror You’ll Regret Watching
Prepare your nerves for the most existential crisis since realizing your IKEA furniture will never be as stable as the…
Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut
ERIE, PA—Feeling what he described as intense satisfaction as he gazed at the floor around the barber chair, local…
Tyra Banks Says Taking Abuse From Tyra Banks Simply Reflective Of How The Industry Works
SYDNEY—Responding to backlash following the release of Netflix’s America’s Next Top Model docuseries, supermodel and television personality Tyra Banks…
Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer…
U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor
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U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels
WASHINGTON—In an effort to protect visitors to the violently contested territories south of the U.S. border, the State Department…
Dad Enters Crossword Era
SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era…
Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House
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‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…