Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she…
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Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning…
Taco Bell Releases Exciting New Way To Put Its Four Ingredients Together
U.S. — In what food scientists are calling “a breakthrough in modern cuisine,” Taco Bell has unveiled an incredible…
Liberal Farmer Whines About Trump’s Winning Policies
Ah, the utter foolishness of the so-called “experts” and their pitiful attempts to undermine the greatness of our beloved President…
Liberal loser land Nebraska goes further down democrat drain
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “accomplishments” of the fake…
Fake news CNN whining about our great president’s winning strategy again
The utterly pathetic and laughable attempts by the fake news media to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…
Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President…
