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Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight

   

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday formally authorizing citizens to shoot obnoxious hooligans on those motorized bikes.

  WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday formally authorizing citizens to shoot obnoxious hooligans on those motorized bikes. Read More

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