🎥 New ‘The Toxic Avenger’ Trailer – It’s Not Just a Movie, It’s Peter Dinklage’s Life! 🎬
The new trailer for the movie ‘The Toxic Avenger’ has been released, and it’s not just another Hollywood blockbuster; it’s…
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Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order
JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire’s clear “stay in tomb” order. After crucifying…
World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡
World leaders, bless their tiny hearts, recently descended upon Dubai for the COP28 climate summit (November 30th – December 12th).…
The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners 🤔💔
The world of video games is once again lit up with excitement as the creators of the “world’s only LGBT…
OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀
Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! 👵 Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…
St. John Signs Lucrative Nike Endorsement After Beating St. Peter To Tomb
JUDEA — Saint John the Apostle has reportedly signed a lucrative six figure deal with Nike following his win against…
OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! 👵🔥 Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! 👑💀 (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!😱)
👵🏻 Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…
J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? 🤣🔥➡️
Oh. My. God. Jennifer Lopez, she of the eternally youthful glow (and suspiciously tight outfits), decided that the high-octane roar…
Jackpot: Local Church Has Organ, Hymnals, Male Pastor
PLANO, TX — After moving to Plano and spending weeks searching for a new church home, Dan and Cyndi Badeen…
Grandma Rocker Dusts Off His Dentures for a “New” Album 🤣💀 (Is it Naptime Yet?) 🎸👴
The ageless wonder, Stevie Nicks, 76 (yes, you read that right, boomers!), graced the Pollstar Hall of Fame with her…