OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! 👵🔥 Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! 👑💀 (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!😱)
👵🏻 Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…
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J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? 🤣🔥➡️
Oh. My. God. Jennifer Lopez, she of the eternally youthful glow (and suspiciously tight outfits), decided that the high-octane roar…
Jackpot: Local Church Has Organ, Hymnals, Male Pastor
PLANO, TX — After moving to Plano and spending weeks searching for a new church home, Dan and Cyndi Badeen…
Grandma Rocker Dusts Off His Dentures for a “New” Album 🤣💀 (Is it Naptime Yet?) 🎸👴
The ageless wonder, Stevie Nicks, 76 (yes, you read that right, boomers!), graced the Pollstar Hall of Fame with her…
Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summer—Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! 🤣🚀
Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…
Michelle Williams Caught Backstage Doing the UNTHINKABLE With… Herself?! 🤯😂🤣
It’s a tale as old as time. No, not *Beauty and the Beast*, though with all the drama, it could…
4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants
Read MoreThe OnionFour ant smugglers pleaded guilty after being caught by the Kenyan Wildlife Service attempting to sneak hundreds of…
Family Arriving For Easter Service Surprised How Different Church Looks Without The Christmas Decorations
ATLANTA, GA — As the Glennon family walked into church for Easter service today, they were caught off guard by…
Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance
Read MoreThe OnionFood scientists discovered that Postia stiptica, a type of mushroom found in the U.K. and Ireland, contains a…
Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death
Read MoreThe OnionSANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the…