SNL Celebrates 25th Anniversary Of Last Time It Was Funny
NEW YORK, NY — Saturday Night Live hosted an epic celebration to mark fifty years since the show started and…
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Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U.
MUNICH — Angry about Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech denouncing censorship in the Europe, the European Union has decided to…
Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have demanded increased transparency from a man who painstakingly posts on the internet every single thing…
👖🔥 Kendrick Lamar’s Pants Are Going on a World Tour Without Him – and Selling Out Stadiums! 🎤🌎
After Kendrick Lamar took the Super Bowl Halftime Show stage in wide-leg pleated women’s pants, the internet exploded. Memes, debates,…
The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was only officially confirmed and sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services…
Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk
Read MoreThe OnionIgloo is recalling more than 1 million of its coolers following reports that a handle issue led to…
Joann Fabrics Announces Plans To Make Mishmash Store Out Of Shuttered Locations’ Scraps
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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case
Read MoreThe OnionThe post JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case appeared first on The…
Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting to Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her to a Concentration Camp
ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will…
Tips For Embracing Single Life
Read MoreThe OnionDespite stereotypes that unpartnered people are lonely or unhappy, being single doesn’t have to be a burden. The…