Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn’t Wish Death On People
U.S. — On the heels of yet another attempted act of political violence being used for laughs by late-night…
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…
Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work
Oh boy, have you guys been waiting for this moment forever! 🤩 Valve has finally announced the release date and…
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
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Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday…
Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base
NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that…
Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon
LEXINGTON, KY—Researchers at the University of Kentucky published a study Monday confirming that you should brace yourself for a…
Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…
House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…
Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins
U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United…