Reflecting Pool Algae Surges Ahead Of Kamala In 2028 Democrat Presidential Polls
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The algae from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool surged ahead of former Vice President Kamala Harris…
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Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup
The post Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup appeared first on The Onion. The post Bill Gates…
Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns
LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world’s foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign…
Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine
MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to “Free Palestine” as he launched his campaign for the District…
Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Plate of Jollof Rice You’ve Ever Had at Atlanta African Restaurant Week Festival 2026
🎉🍴 Come for the food, stay for the chaos 😂 🎶 Outdoor festival with tastings, market, performances, and DJ sets…
Get Ready to Wine and Pretend You’re a Sophisticated Adult in San Diego’s Upcoming Wine Crawl
San Diego…Who Needs the Beach When You Can Crawl? 🍷 Wine Crawl: because walking is overrated 🚶♂️. Join the wine…
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
Newsom Raises State Income Tax To 110 Percent
SACRAMENTO, CA — Facing an operational budget shortfall of $10 billion, Governor Gavin Newsom announced today that he would…