Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces…
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Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step…
‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert
COLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn’t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock…
Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…
‘Euphoria’ Delivers Happy Ending Where Fans Never Have To Watch ‘Euphoria’ Again
LOS ANGELES—Breathing a deep sigh of relief as the credits rolled Sunday night, fans praised HBO drama Euphoria for…
Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…
French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…
Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein
WASHINGTON—Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial…
More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026
Get ready for a magical month of binge-watching on Netflix! 📺🍿 In June, the streaming giant is unleashing a treasure…
Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…