10 Consequences Of Harambe’s Death
Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved…
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X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…
Planet Zoo 2 Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on the First One and Now We’re Adding Fish and Birds to Take More of Your Cash
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some zoo-tastic news? 🎉🦁 Frontier Developments, the geniuses behind Planet Coaster and Elite:…
Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 A Nintendo Switch 2 edition for Stray was released today,…
You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichés
Get ready for the most epic trolling experience of your life, folks! 🤣 The new Scary Movie website is live,…
Acer Unleashes the Most Definitely Not Overhyped Predator Atlas 8 Gaming Handheld That Will Totally Change Your Life Forever With Super Duper Powerful Arc G-Series Processors That Are Practically Magical
Acer announces a new gaming handheld, the Predator Atlas 8, because you clearly didn’t have enough ways to play games…
STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
South Korean Starbucks Apologizes For Ad That Evoked Massacre
South Korean businessman Chung Yong-jin, chairman of an investment group that owns a majority stake in Starbucks Korea, bowed…
James Talarico Taking ‘Not Acting Gay’ Lessons from Tim Walz
AUSTIN, TX — James Talarico drew attention in recent months with his candidacy for Texas senator, but he reportedly…
Google Searches For Military School Skyrocket Ten Minutes Into Summer Vacation
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Search engine giant Google released data this week showing that searches for “military schools near…