Tragedy: Multiple Trump Assassins Accidentally Shoot Each Other
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tragedy unfolded in the nation’s capital again today, as multiple assassins attempting to kill President Donald…
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Trump Decries Lack Of Space To Host Parties Inside MRI Machine
BETHESDA, MD—Complaining during his annual physical Tuesday that the narrow tubelike structure offered next to no room for socializing,…
Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway
MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking…
‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you in for a treat 🎉! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…
Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…
‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’ Slammed By Fans As Third-Best ‘Star Wars’ Film
The post ‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’ Slammed By Fans As Third-Best ‘Star Wars’ Film appeared first on The Onion.…
🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7
Too much metal? Same. Welcome to Metal Detox Live: 🌿 relaxing pond views 🎸 dark country radio 🌧 atmospheric weather…
Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
TUCSON, AZ — Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…