New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate
U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the “Make Everything Worse”…
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HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic tour announcement ever? 🤩🎸 HALESTORM is hitting the road with…
Pokémon Horizons Season 3 Part 3 Finally Coming to Save Us from Our Miserable Lives and Endless Waiting
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some electrifying news? 🚀💥 Pokémon Horizons is back with a bang, and we’re…
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…
Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup
HEATH, TX—Admitting that he had no memory of agreeing to the endorsement deal, NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal…
Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He’s Getting Really Into The Civil War
BANGOR, ME — Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that…
Metalheads over 40 preparing for a concert 💀
Ibuprofen. Knee braces. Battle jackets. We ride at dusk. 🤘
Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known
ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. “There’s always…
2026 San Francisco “You’ll Never Afford This” Housing Expo
🏠👀 Annual Housing Resource Fair: because adulting is hard 🤣 📅 June 13th, 10am-3pm, University of San Francisco (USF) 📍…
Experts Descend Upon Unsuspecting Parents with Trauma Advice They Never Knew They Needed Live From the Comfort of Your Own Home
🎉 Join the trauma party online! 🎉 🤣 Free seminar by NSW Institute of Trauma and Injury Management (ITIM) 🤣…