Supreme Court To Hear Argument Between Siblings Over Who Called Shotgun
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking case that legal experts predicted would set a historic precedent for generations to…
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Indie Games You’ll Probably Forget Exist in a Week — March & April, 2026
Get ready for some amazing indie games this spring, folks! 🌷🎮 March and April are bringing a strong mix of…
A Totally Not At All Biased Kid Who Definitely Didn’t Have His Parents Write This Review Totally Roasts The Mandalorian and Grogu Because Lets Be Real Its Just a Bunch of Nerds in Space Suits
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic review of The Mandalorian and Grogu ever? 🤣 I took…
Because What the World Really Needed was Another Generic Action Hero with a Bad Mustache Trying to Save the World from Certain Doom While Simultaneously SingleHandedly Solving All of Russias Problems
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious spy action? 😎 Because I’ve got the scoop on the latest…
Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…
UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims
LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a…
Thomas Massie Finally Recognized As True Libertarian Now That He Doesn’t Have A Job
GARRISON, KY — Congressman Thomas Massie has finally been recognized as a true libertarian after becoming unemployed. GARRISON, KY…
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Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
LOUISVILLE, KY — Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of…
Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…